Friday, August 9, 2019

I came here to kick ass and chew platitudes, and I'm all out of gum

Hello to the internet again. It has been awhile. I don't know how many times exactly I have vanished then come back around. Space in between spurts of blog creativity increases. We're like the TOOL of blogs. You know, rare but brilliant output, pretentious, and we hate all of you.

Society and culture changes are occurring like it's a fucking industrial revolution or some shit. The time between change and innovation (or exnovation) decreasing, and thusly, we have avoided being on that forefront. I thought to myself, perhaps I could invest my intellectual capacity to doing some massive "since we've been gone" recap, hence stroking the cock that is my anti-political party yet politically conservative socially very liberal yet anti PC take on things, as if you, who is currently reading this on the internet, doesn't have the internet, and needs to be filled in.

So here it is, 10 points of discussion because blather blather blather;

1. People have died. More people should be dead. But different people. The people that killed the other dead people. But legally. And with rope, to save money. It should be hard for psychos and retards to get guns that kill non-psychos and retards.

2. I shouldn't say retard, but I did anyways. And I mean it in a different way then you're thinking, and you know better, but want to be butt hurt anyways. That's your problem.

3. Older rock bands and Hip hop artists have had the largest output of creativity since their original heydays, because most young people can only make rock and hip hop that sounds overly poppy and accessible garbage noise because they want to play it safe, and the younger artists who create with heart don't find success because they want to do it the way their older, established heroes did, but it doesn't work like it did back then, anymore. Ironically, those older bands do better with social media.

4. White hipster people are worse then white, outright racist people because they shout and protest, but the changing in the status quo frightens them as much as it does white supremacists, yet they spend more time treating minorities as monoliths that need to be paraded around instead of excepting them as different, flawed, and often more brilliant than them.

5. The current American President is a moron, a racist bigot, and a general all around piece of shit. If your excuse for liking him is an admiration of his abrasive behavior, him "telling it like it is", or the way he dumps on everyone, yet can't explain his economic policies, and don't care about him dismantling your health care, well, you're a retard. See number 2.

6. Obama use to blow up villages filled with non-combatant women and kids with flying death robots, and had worse immigration policies. Even if you also are not a fan of the current president, don't forget that little tidbit

7. Comedians are becoming a source of trusted news and  moral guidance for a lot of people, and that's just...funny?

8. The view is fox news for liberal flibbertigibbets.

9. Nickelback still sucks.

10. Most importantly, I just heard that "Baby Shark" Song for the first time today, and now I hate children.

Please don't sue me. Not because of the moral ineptitude of bastardizing a thing that makes kids happy. But because I have no money.
I hope everyone is well. Well enough to fuck off.

~Xavier R.

Playlist 8-9-2019

Lovely Day - Bill Withers

Never Swim Alone - Death From Above (Formerly Death From Above 1979)

Peg - Steely Dan

Drop - The Pharcyde

Stacked Actors - Foo Fighters