Thursday, August 11, 2011

Almost sounds reasonable

Big Bold Print, Just for you

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

~Xavier R.

p.s. But it Makes you think both ways.

Let's make this simple

President Obama will be making a decision soon on a big, big matter. He's under a fair amount of pressure from some bullshit grassroots campaign funded by uh...some bad people. If he fails, let's just say the tar sand nightmare will come to fruition.

If you're unaware of the "Tar Sands" and their catastrophic effects, just hit up Google. Then make a ruckus, god damn it.

Here are some important links

Let's get off our asses and save the world right quick, then get back to the play lists, drunken ramblings, and unschooled intellectualism.

~Xavier R.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Fact: Thai people make good Thai food

If only they ran a sex shop out of their restaurant, my life would be complete. Should I really put all my need for exoticism into a particular group of people?

Well let me ask you this;

What's the chemical composition of cinnamaldehyde? Well?


~Xavier R.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Hey there

All of you are equally our inferiors, but I would like to give a special thank you to the Malaysians, the highest demographic of our visitors that aren't from a country filled with white people.

Thanks for being dumb enough to enjoy our site.

~Xavier R.


Saya melancap gambar anak kucing mati.

Thin blooded with thick flesh...Playlist 8-8-11

Still re-cooperating from pitting at a thrash metal concert two days ago. One would think that would give cause for making a thrash metal playlist. Well, one would be disastrously wrong. I shall put forth what comes to mind. Speaking of which, hail Satan!

I'm thinking it was a bad idea to put a twix bar in coffee. Also, I love drinking booze. Moderation, my children. Also, go running, robot voice, quote landmark alt. rock albums, eat cheese, commit suicide.

I haven't had Thai food in awhile now. Maybe I'll get some today, even after the fiasco of last time. Fiasco? More like canvas. Canvas? Stupid idiot internet and it's dumb thesaurus. Damn thing doesn't work. I blame the government and/or religion and/or science and/alcohol and/or drugs and/or Fannie Farmer.


~Xavier R.