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"Political language...is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."
-George Orwell

On a lighter note, I've lost 10 pounds this summer so far, without even jogging. (diet and long work days.) On a less light note once more, pigs cannot fly. Are you listening?

~Xavier R.

American Racial Advancement Groups Are Retarded Pt 1; White People

So, a bit of a snippet off the Klan website;

I’ve heard some bad things about the KKK

I’ve heard some bad things about the KKK
The KKK burns crosses on the yards of black people. This couldn’t be further from the truth. First off, the original klan didn’t light a cross at all. It was a tradition started in the 20′s and it was a religious ceremony – not an act of terror. The cross lighting ceremony signifies the fiery light of Christ – just as the Methodist church uses a cross on fire as their emblem. Usually when a cross is burned today, it is found out to be people trying to get sympathy or it was a prank by kids who don’t belong to the KKK. We love the cross and would never desecrate it. Also, we don’t go around terrorizing people who aren’t white
The KOKI has murdered thousands of people. This is just not true. It is a repeated lie. There has been some men in the past who would pretend to be in the KOKI who would then commit violent acts, but they weren’t really with the KOKI. If it were true, there would be Klan people in jail everywhere. Also, just because a person joins the Klan doesn’t make them perfect. There are bad people who join the Republicans or the Baptists or the Girl Scouts, but that doesn’t mean they are all bad. A long time ago, in some situations, the KOKI punished people to restore law and order, but it was done fairly and it happened over 100 years ago. We believe in the 10 Commandments and do not believe in murder.
Klan people are just stupid anyway.
Movies and TV give the impression that Klan people are ignorant and backward. They do this to prevent people from getting more info. Who wants to be considered a weirdo, right?
Actually, its just the opposite. Dr. James Aho is a professor of sociology at the Univ. of Idaho and he has studied all sorts of racialist groups -the KOKI and others. He said that when he started doing his research he thought that Klan members were dumb, but what he found out was that Klan members had more education and better jobs than most other people. They weren’t ignorant hicks after all. Its a smart person who loves his or her heritage.

Now, let's break this down into little pieces. First and foremost though, your attempt and halting proven fact and repeated history doesn't gain momentum when official Klan writing looks as though it was produced by a procrastinating twelve year old who, five minutes before starting bell, jotted it down.

The KKK burns crosses on the yards of black people. This couldn’t be further from the truth. First off, the original klan didn’t light a cross at all. It was a tradition started in the 20′s and it was a religious ceremony – not an act of terror. The cross lighting ceremony signifies the fiery light of Christ – just as the Methodist church uses a cross on fire as their emblem. Usually when a cross is burned today, it is found out to be people trying to get sympathy or it was a prank by kids who don’t belong to the KKK. We love the cross and would never desecrate it. Also, we don’t go around terrorizing people who aren’t white


You love the cross and would never desecrate it so? You remember a couple sentences back, when you gave a starting date for the cross burning? Remember that? Then stated that it was for religious hoopla? Remember that? Remember how you then said you'd never desecrate it? Remember that? So are you telling me, that it burning in a black person's yard (through magic, or teenagers), is a huge difference? Now, notably, I'm not a Christian, but I'm pretty sure burning religious symbols is a no no either way. Oh, and you forgot a period at the end of that paragraph.

The KOKI has murdered thousands of people. This is just not true. It is a repeated lie. There has been some men in the past who would pretend to be in the KOKI who would then commit violent acts, but they weren’t really with the KOKI. If it were true, there would be Klan people in jail everywhere. Also, just because a person joins the Klan doesn’t make them perfect. There are bad people who join the Republicans or the Baptists or the Girl Scouts, but that doesn’t mean they are all bad. A long time ago, in some situations, the KOKI punished people to restore law and order, but it was done fairly and it happened over 100 years ago. We believe in the 10 Commandments and do not believe in murder.


Again, caught in your own circular dislogic. Bad people joining a group, and being in a group, still makes them in the group, and doing bad things. Such a prominent organization should have proper screening techniques, if love is truly your goal. Also, it's interesting how when a group is no longer a major force to be reckoned with, and falls out of favor, that all it's past malice is boiled down to a few bad eggs who snuck on in. Yeah. Ok.


Movies and TV give the impression that Klan people are ignorant and backward. They do this to prevent people from getting more info. Who wants to be considered a weirdo, right?

Actually, its just the opposite. Dr. James Aho is a professor of sociology at the Univ. of Idaho and he has studied all sorts of racialist groups -the KOKI and others. He said that when he started doing his research he thought that Klan members were dumb, but what he found out was that Klan members had more education and better jobs than most other people. They weren’t ignorant hicks after all. Its a smart person who loves his or her heritage.

Movies and TV. And history books. And news papers. And thousands of eye witnesses. But yeah, preventing people from getting more information. Klan members have better jobs and better education you say? Well, not sure how many well educated, well off whites, even if they're closet bigots *cough* proud white separatists, would want people to know they are a member of a HISTORICALLY KNOWN (be sure to check out the notes and references) racist supremist group. If that's not enough, if so much money runs through your ranks...well, fuck, never mind. What upper echelon white wouldn't want to show off such a nice, well put together web page.

 So whats with the need for separation, anyways? Shouldn't increasing HUMAN durability be our main concern? Doesn't anyone study biology? Apparently not...

Obvious foreshadow;

So how about those black people and their NAACP?

~Xavier R.

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I'm reading Todd Siler's 'How To Think Like A Genius', and then I'll be moving on to Isaac Asimov's 'Understanding Physics'. I bet you can tell.

Love and kisses,

~Xavier.

Big Mike's Desert Island Discs

Big Mike's Desert Island Painting

For total morons: a desert island disc is an album, usually one of five (Or ten, if you're a fuckin' douche) that a moron would commit to paper and agree to listen to nothing else should he happen to be stranded on a desert island. These are his favorite albums. The ones he is prepared to listen to for a very long time, for the rest of his life or until his rescue.
Note that I'm writing 'He' rather than 'They', this is because only a man possesses of the pure genius required to bring a generator, a record player and a box of vinyl on a risky plane ride over the bermuda triangle then say a GPS, a first aide kit or a flare gun.
That's because we're men and we're awesome.
But I digress, this is my list, my five albums I would gladly listen to well into old age eating coconuts and lazily jerking off on the beach to.

5. Neutral Milk Hotel's "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea"

 

The first few months on the island will be tumultuous ones, you'll need to survive the plane crash, eat those that didn't survive, run out of carcass, look for food, water and maybe even a way out. You'll need an album that is simultaneously calming and has enough gravitas to appropriately fit the situation you're in without being depressing. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is a perfect choice. It has upbeat moments, calmer more somber ones (For eating those dead people) and a nice 'life sucks right now, but it'll be alright' motif.

4. Tenacious D's "Tenacious D"

Okay, shits pretty bleak. You've barely eaten in weeks, you're dehydrated, you're sun burnt, sand is everywhere it shouldn't be and you're one big raging erection of fury with no outlet. What are you to do? Lighten the fuck up with one of the funniest albums you've ever heard. It will at least take the edge off the sinking realization that you're never going to get off this island.

3. Queens of the Stone Age's "Queens of the Stone Age"

So you've come to the sinking realization that you're never going to get off this island. What are you gonna do? Well, after sulking alone in the jungle looking for food, water or just a way to get high. You're gonna come back to the beach for companionship.

What sort of companionship you ask? The one involving clitoral stimulation and ejaculation, of course. This is the album to enjoy the kinship of like-minded women desperate for distraction from how hungry they are.

Mmmm, protein!

2. Boris' "Heavy Rocks"

Guess what you found in the Jungle? A mushroom, it's green, and smells funny. I wonder if it's edible. Oh, man, it tastes like shit... holy fuck, where did that panda come from? I wish I could stop throwing up to chase it. It keeps telling me I can fly.

I'm.

Flying.

I'm flyyy-yyeeeeeeeeeen

FLYEEN AWAAAAY!

i'm gonna be sick

blech

fin.