Even in his youth he was nothing

I sit here, sipping on some tokyo tea, chowing on some spaghetti, thinking to myself "Xavier R, you ol' dog, you are one cool soon of a bitch." And then on that thought I think to myself "Oh god it is so lonely here...all alone."

But no worries, soon I will share a quality with this young pigment deficient fellow;

I'll be drunk.

~Xavier R.