Saturday, October 17, 2015


Holy shit, this place looks a lot better now, don't you think? I took me a bit to throw together... but I think it was worth it. kinda Halloweeny, eh?

Just wanted to check in with you all, see how you're doing. Good? Oh, how lovely. I've been busy grinding on Route 6, training my Nidorino and Kadabra to really kick some dicks... I'm worried though they're going to start disobeying me if I don't get the next badge soon. 

If you're returning to childhood as I am, maybe you've been told by your father that he never wants to see your face again, maybe you feel the horrible memories of your childhood flooding back. Because you are a disappointment to a man who never really raised you in the first place, you'll never have his approval. He looks at you and sees nothing but his own failings and he hates you for it. What ever the reason for your sad, blubbering regress, make sure you give PokeMMO a shot.

You get yourself some roms of the Gameboy games (I chose Fire Red, Crystal and Soul Silver), put it in the folder and fire it up. It looks pretty darn good on computer, better then it did in my Pokemon blue playing heyday at least. and the first thing you'll notice is the once near-deserted looking world of pokemon is now a wash in people wanting to be the very best, like no one ever was. You can battle and trade with them. It's a good time to be had by all.

So we passed ten thousand views on the blog recently, I'd like to thank you all for this. We only have 8 followers (most of which aren't authors) so I'd like the thank them especially for tirelessly refreshing the blog hundreds of times each.

I'd never have thought this would have happened to be honest, the fact that anyone would visit this site accidentally confounds me. Xavier and I started it on a goof in 2011 and named it in reference to a joke that bears not repeating. We started strong, talked about our lives, our taste in music and movies, even gave you some fiction. We busted our nut and disappeared up our own assholes... Near radio silence for 3 years... then Xavier and I reconciled; refreshed, older, wiser and a little drunker. We've nearly doubled the output we had from 2012 to 2014 and I think, for what it's worth, that 10,000 views is a good omen. Here's to the future!

Praise be to the God Emperor Trump!

Big Mike.


  1. Praise the sellouts

  2. I don't think President Trump would appreciate your tone, Anonymous.

  3. See what happens. Nothing? Yeah, fuck you.

  4. Oh, you're precious, Anon. I just want to pinch your cheek.