Friday, October 23, 2015

Laughter Causes Cancer

Everyone who has ever had cancer has laughed at least once, aloud or to themselves. So there is no reason that we can't, or even shouldn't, venture into studies where the outcome may be an all but shocking conclusion;

Laughter causes cancer.

My hypothesis is that if you laugh, then it is possible that dangerous cells will reproduce with a raging mitosis and eat you away. So, in this possibility, the more humorous of us face a potential risk that exceeds the risk of the possibly endangered others.

My conclusion from my hypothetically evidence;

The jollier you are, the slower and more gruesome your cancerous anguish will be. My advice; do not have a sunny disposition on life. Do not let your own brand of humor be heard. Especially if it's Dark. Because if you joke about cancer, you will get cancer.

And that's possibly 100% guaranteed.

~Xavier R.

Playlist 10-23-2015

No One Knows - Queens Of The Stone Age

About A Girl - Nirvana

Reptiles - Them Crooked Vultures

Pardon Me - Incubus

Doin' Time - Sublime


  1. I can't tell if this is a joke or not

    1. I would err on the side of taking it seriously, Anon. Deathly seriously.