I made my own world out of dirt and spit...

Today was a good day. Sure the sky was cloudy, and the women evasive. However, the jamming was good. Aye, god damnit aye, the jamming was good. So was the thai food. How splendid the thai food, and the accompanying  ice teas. Clever words exchanged among peers.

Patterns dictate a horrible future. But as a currently disliked old friend would say;
Nah.

Yeah, I agree.

Hope you are ill with wellness. You hear about those things? God I'm disconnected. I know nothing of what baskets baring what fruits.

Fruits.

Bananas.

I like bananas. Have some in my kitchen, you know.

Lets talk about the new Green Lantern Movie.

I enjoyed watching Ryan whatsit pretend he could act. It wasn't too shabby pretending. It was acting like he could act, which I guess is good enough.

The turns in the story are easily foreshadowed to the point of boredom, and the cocky turned humbleness of protagonist Hal is expected to say the least. Of course by the side of the latter development, comes the originally nice but misunderstood minor antagonist who only wished for knowledge and love, only to become the villain and dies horribly. Go fucking figure.

Blake Lively is fuckable, and the special effects are shiny, especially in 3-D. Go watch it with the intentions of; mutual masturbation through a tub of pop corn, being really high, or having nothing better to do with 10 spot burning a hole in your pocket.

~Xavier R.

p.s. A few moments ago it sounded like a killer robot was outside my door. I think my lack of interest scared it away.

How long? Not long.

The world is healthy, the world is safe
Yet how long as it been since I've seen a butterfly
The world is strong, the world is sturdy
Yet how many quakes have stirred and cracked
The world is clean, the world is pure
Yet how the air smells and tastes of rot
The world is radiant, the world is wise
Yet why does it continue to let us live?

I know why...

Because I pray to Jesus every night.

~Xavier R.

It's cool, man

About to watch Romans rape and kill each other. Spicy burritos. I fucked your mom.

Short post. Xavier gives this many fucks; 0.

Good day,

~Xavier R.

Barbequing

I left work an hour ago at six am.

It was dark and it was rainy, rainier then it had been the last few rainy days had been, which had been pretty rainy in their own regard. You know what I smelled, breathing deep the anchorage air?

Barbequing.

This is a sentiment I can get behind. I imagined a grizzled old man, bearded and dressed only in a wife beater and oiled stained jeans: kinda like Willy Nelson, except my man drinks Old English and smokes way more marijuana.

He has 3 freezers full of meat and he has twice as many guns as he does grandchildren (of which he has dozens), he probably just fucked 3 women half his age and you know what's gonna do?

Barbeque a fuckin' stake.

As I drove home, to do things far less manly, I realize this is a man I want to emulate. I think we should all emulate. I think before you do anything, you should as your self, what would he do?


Did the old man that lives in my head think "oh gee, it's raining and it's six am, I shouldn't barbeque"? Fuck no, the rain didn't stop him from killing that moose with his teeth shortly after concussing it with his cock, why would it stop him from slathering that bitch in Jack Daniels and cooking it rare?.


And really, barbequing in the rain? That's for pussies anyway. He'd barbeque in the middle of winter, then he'd piss some malt liquor onto the neighbor kids snow man, because they're annoying little shits.


You've got to go beyond just thinking with your stomach. You've got to start thinking with your balls.

Whats a fucking hibachi? Pussy speak for a cock toaster?

You're all fucking pussies.

Big Mike.

My lack of a beard is still cause for an itch

As I smite monsters and ponder what I shall make for dinner, I come to realize that the happier I am outside of artistic measures, the weaker my artistic measures become, thus making me depressed. I need some sort of unifying, middle ground.

I've covered my bedroom in gibberish drawings I've made recently. Not sure why.

~Xavier R.

Post #124

Figured it was cause for celebration.

Anyways, hear the news? Jackass Ryan Dunn died yesterday from speeding whilst drunk. I'd delve deeper into it, but I hardly think he deserves THAT sort of recognition. I feel a bit of sorrow for the loss of someone who made so many laugh, but...you know...drunk driving. No pity for him personally. Just the poor sap with him. Who, of course, also died.

Anyways, before I had been planning on doing multiple pieces on the sheer folly of racial advancement groups (specifically in the United States), but in all honestly, I probably should have just made that a one parter on how outlandishly retarded the Klu Klux Klan is. Not that I lack ammo on everyone else. I just, well, don't fucking feel like doing anymore.

To be fair, to all our lovely readers who feel jipped of a clever anecdote; an amusing, belittling picture of a famous black guy.

To be honest, though, it's more like

I hope you are pleased. Anyways, off to eat muh chinamen food and play some Diablo II; Lord of Destruction.

Tits are awesome,

~Xavier R.

God is still dead

Not that Sunday was much better.

Yeah.

~Xavier R.

Some of my favorite quotes from songs, movies, books and whatnot.

Guess where they're all from and win absolutly nothing. Yaay!

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

Not terribly funny... but when it comes to videos involving sexual harassment and senior citizens, exceptions will be made.

I can crawl around the floor like I'm real , like you. 

The sound of metal, I want to be you,

 I can learn to be a man,

Like you.

Could you stop the meat from thinking before I swallow all of it? Could you please?

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. 

I don't do drugs,

I am drugs.

If you don't raise your children, I will.

I pee dead center in the toilet and make as much noise as possible in order to assert my dominance.

There once was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, "Look at me...I'm tall, and I'm straight." And then one day the loggers came, and the foreman said, "Cut down all the straight down" The crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.

A singer-songwriter doesn't have shit to say unless they're a lesbian.

That big black hole at the center of the universe? That's Ayn Rand's Cunt.

coffee makes you shit, I aint tryin' to shit.

This is heavier then a circus midget watching Maury Povich clean a shotgun.

Double points if they're a black lesbian.

I hope you are comfortable

"Political language...is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."
-George Orwell

On a lighter note, I've lost 10 pounds this summer so far, without even jogging. (diet and long work days.) On a less light note once more, pigs cannot fly. Are you listening?

~Xavier R.

American Racial Advancement Groups Are Retarded Pt 1; White People

So, a bit of a snippet off the Klan website;

I’ve heard some bad things about the KKK

I’ve heard some bad things about the KKK
The KKK burns crosses on the yards of black people. This couldn’t be further from the truth. First off, the original klan didn’t light a cross at all. It was a tradition started in the 20′s and it was a religious ceremony – not an act of terror. The cross lighting ceremony signifies the fiery light of Christ – just as the Methodist church uses a cross on fire as their emblem. Usually when a cross is burned today, it is found out to be people trying to get sympathy or it was a prank by kids who don’t belong to the KKK. We love the cross and would never desecrate it. Also, we don’t go around terrorizing people who aren’t white
The KOKI has murdered thousands of people. This is just not true. It is a repeated lie. There has been some men in the past who would pretend to be in the KOKI who would then commit violent acts, but they weren’t really with the KOKI. If it were true, there would be Klan people in jail everywhere. Also, just because a person joins the Klan doesn’t make them perfect. There are bad people who join the Republicans or the Baptists or the Girl Scouts, but that doesn’t mean they are all bad. A long time ago, in some situations, the KOKI punished people to restore law and order, but it was done fairly and it happened over 100 years ago. We believe in the 10 Commandments and do not believe in murder.
Klan people are just stupid anyway.
Movies and TV give the impression that Klan people are ignorant and backward. They do this to prevent people from getting more info. Who wants to be considered a weirdo, right?
Actually, its just the opposite. Dr. James Aho is a professor of sociology at the Univ. of Idaho and he has studied all sorts of racialist groups -the KOKI and others. He said that when he started doing his research he thought that Klan members were dumb, but what he found out was that Klan members had more education and better jobs than most other people. They weren’t ignorant hicks after all. Its a smart person who loves his or her heritage.

Now, let's break this down into little pieces. First and foremost though, your attempt and halting proven fact and repeated history doesn't gain momentum when official Klan writing looks as though it was produced by a procrastinating twelve year old who, five minutes before starting bell, jotted it down.

The KKK burns crosses on the yards of black people. This couldn’t be further from the truth. First off, the original klan didn’t light a cross at all. It was a tradition started in the 20′s and it was a religious ceremony – not an act of terror. The cross lighting ceremony signifies the fiery light of Christ – just as the Methodist church uses a cross on fire as their emblem. Usually when a cross is burned today, it is found out to be people trying to get sympathy or it was a prank by kids who don’t belong to the KKK. We love the cross and would never desecrate it. Also, we don’t go around terrorizing people who aren’t white


You love the cross and would never desecrate it so? You remember a couple sentences back, when you gave a starting date for the cross burning? Remember that? Then stated that it was for religious hoopla? Remember that? Remember how you then said you'd never desecrate it? Remember that? So are you telling me, that it burning in a black person's yard (through magic, or teenagers), is a huge difference? Now, notably, I'm not a Christian, but I'm pretty sure burning religious symbols is a no no either way. Oh, and you forgot a period at the end of that paragraph.

The KOKI has murdered thousands of people. This is just not true. It is a repeated lie. There has been some men in the past who would pretend to be in the KOKI who would then commit violent acts, but they weren’t really with the KOKI. If it were true, there would be Klan people in jail everywhere. Also, just because a person joins the Klan doesn’t make them perfect. There are bad people who join the Republicans or the Baptists or the Girl Scouts, but that doesn’t mean they are all bad. A long time ago, in some situations, the KOKI punished people to restore law and order, but it was done fairly and it happened over 100 years ago. We believe in the 10 Commandments and do not believe in murder.


Again, caught in your own circular dislogic. Bad people joining a group, and being in a group, still makes them in the group, and doing bad things. Such a prominent organization should have proper screening techniques, if love is truly your goal. Also, it's interesting how when a group is no longer a major force to be reckoned with, and falls out of favor, that all it's past malice is boiled down to a few bad eggs who snuck on in. Yeah. Ok.


Movies and TV give the impression that Klan people are ignorant and backward. They do this to prevent people from getting more info. Who wants to be considered a weirdo, right?

Actually, its just the opposite. Dr. James Aho is a professor of sociology at the Univ. of Idaho and he has studied all sorts of racialist groups -the KOKI and others. He said that when he started doing his research he thought that Klan members were dumb, but what he found out was that Klan members had more education and better jobs than most other people. They weren’t ignorant hicks after all. Its a smart person who loves his or her heritage.

Movies and TV. And history books. And news papers. And thousands of eye witnesses. But yeah, preventing people from getting more information. Klan members have better jobs and better education you say? Well, not sure how many well educated, well off whites, even if they're closet bigots *cough* proud white separatists, would want people to know they are a member of a HISTORICALLY KNOWN (be sure to check out the notes and references) racist supremist group. If that's not enough, if so much money runs through your ranks...well, fuck, never mind. What upper echelon white wouldn't want to show off such a nice, well put together web page.

 So whats with the need for separation, anyways? Shouldn't increasing HUMAN durability be our main concern? Doesn't anyone study biology? Apparently not...

Obvious foreshadow;

So how about those black people and their NAACP?

~Xavier R.