5. Steven Tyler
Aerosmith wasn't the greatest band that ever existed, but even after they sobered up and got old, they still were shining beacons of rock n roll prowess, success, and all around awesomeness, roots deep in origins of hard work and genuine musical effort. Big headed lead singer here, left to go head up a group of judges on a fickle minded shallow machine that pops out "musicians" of the same ilk as said machine. Well done, you treasonous backstabbing piece of shit. Well done.
4. People who go against mainstream...like everyone else does.
Their first album was the best, right? Wrong. They were shittier musicians back then. Just shut the fuck up. When all is said and done, all your friends will rid themselves of shame for liking things that aren't filth, and you'll be alone, living in your mom's basement listening to Pablo Honey on repeat and watching Donnie Darko.
3. My Mom's idea of God
My mom loves me. If I lived in a town with a bunch of hedons, I betchya billions she wouldn't drop fireballs on top our heads, even after several warnings. So this fire tossing, tower of unity destroying maniac loves me? Then does mommy dearest...super love me?
2. Nickelback
Take the worst parts of country (yes, a bad thing can be even worse) and mix it with the worst parts of rock (say it aint so) and add in mediocre pop sensibilities, and you have this shitty band. If you haven't ever listened to them, continue down that path. Let this merely be yet another warning to stay away.
OK, a shitty band, but why so high on the list? Even past killer robots and mayonnaise? Because the suck THAT FUCKING MUCH.
1. American's who hate America
I have no picture for this.
I'm sick of these mother fuckers jumping on the bandwagon when they have no idea what they're talking about. All soldiers are murderers they say, just hired thugs for a corrupt government. The same government that cares nothing for it's people. Idiots.
Big Mike and I have our disagreements with government. You have to understand, though, that ideally, this country is the greatest in all the world. You also need to remember, that this is one of the few havens on the planet where you can speak your mind, and not be murdered in the street for it. Of course when you try to usurp the ruling body, they wont like that. That is to be expected.
The misdeeds of American soldiers, and the corruption and weakness that is our government has been mentioned several times on this site. That doesn't mean that we hate either. The opposite, in fact. We love our freedoms that are afford to us, and know that without the hard working soldiers that REALLY DO keep us safe, we would be conquered, no doubt.
We just understand the difference between pointing out flaws, and trying to get to the world to realize we aren't all the brick headed buffoons many of our fore-running politicians are, and that we care about our image, as opposed to screaming "Huzzah! That damn building blower upper sand nigger is done finally did in!"
So before you stare at the t.v, giving into all the bullshit that everyone else does, trusting your far leftist bullshit, which is equally corrupt, and rotting your teeth further as you take advantage of the many things afforded to you, probably for free, thank someone, anyone, for being able to be safe in this country. And try blaming yourself for a problem. Because if you can't get off your ass and stir up a raucous over something that you believe if truly wrong...
Everything wrong in this country is your fault.
Aerosmith wasn't the greatest band that ever existed, but even after they sobered up and got old, they still were shining beacons of rock n roll prowess, success, and all around awesomeness, roots deep in origins of hard work and genuine musical effort. Big headed lead singer here, left to go head up a group of judges on a fickle minded shallow machine that pops out "musicians" of the same ilk as said machine. Well done, you treasonous backstabbing piece of shit. Well done.
4. People who go against mainstream...like everyone else does.
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| Read a book. I bet no one does that. Then you'd be hip. |
3. My Mom's idea of God
My mom loves me. If I lived in a town with a bunch of hedons, I betchya billions she wouldn't drop fireballs on top our heads, even after several warnings. So this fire tossing, tower of unity destroying maniac loves me? Then does mommy dearest...super love me?
2. Nickelback
Take the worst parts of country (yes, a bad thing can be even worse) and mix it with the worst parts of rock (say it aint so) and add in mediocre pop sensibilities, and you have this shitty band. If you haven't ever listened to them, continue down that path. Let this merely be yet another warning to stay away.
OK, a shitty band, but why so high on the list? Even past killer robots and mayonnaise? Because the suck THAT FUCKING MUCH.
1. American's who hate America
I have no picture for this.
I'm sick of these mother fuckers jumping on the bandwagon when they have no idea what they're talking about. All soldiers are murderers they say, just hired thugs for a corrupt government. The same government that cares nothing for it's people. Idiots.
Big Mike and I have our disagreements with government. You have to understand, though, that ideally, this country is the greatest in all the world. You also need to remember, that this is one of the few havens on the planet where you can speak your mind, and not be murdered in the street for it. Of course when you try to usurp the ruling body, they wont like that. That is to be expected.
The misdeeds of American soldiers, and the corruption and weakness that is our government has been mentioned several times on this site. That doesn't mean that we hate either. The opposite, in fact. We love our freedoms that are afford to us, and know that without the hard working soldiers that REALLY DO keep us safe, we would be conquered, no doubt.
We just understand the difference between pointing out flaws, and trying to get to the world to realize we aren't all the brick headed buffoons many of our fore-running politicians are, and that we care about our image, as opposed to screaming "Huzzah! That damn building blower upper sand nigger is done finally did in!"
So before you stare at the t.v, giving into all the bullshit that everyone else does, trusting your far leftist bullshit, which is equally corrupt, and rotting your teeth further as you take advantage of the many things afforded to you, probably for free, thank someone, anyone, for being able to be safe in this country. And try blaming yourself for a problem. Because if you can't get off your ass and stir up a raucous over something that you believe if truly wrong...
Everything wrong in this country is your fault.
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Deleteyou clearly didn't even read the post, or refused to put it in proper context. Did mommy not hug you enough? Or maybe...too much? Show Uncle Xavier on the doll where she did the no no.
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