You know that pee thing I mentioned once before? Yeah...

I have this urge to talk about how badly I need to re-organize my bed and belongings facility, and not do it. I have this urge to piss out a gallon worth of coffee and then scrounge through the kitchen for more. I also have this urge to feverishly masturbate whilst covered in Christmas tinsel with trance music in the background. If I were to do all those things at once and record it, it would be a brilliant piece of independent film. Hipsters would go mad.

Barking is too mainstream

I may just shave, eat some dried apricots, and watch some adult cartoons...oh god I'm doing it again.

I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY OWN AFFAIRS!

Or whatever.

Pretty much me, minus the nagging Jewish wife,  and chocolate pudding.

Well I shouldn't go that far. However I made many lols. To myself.

And thusly 

the space time continuum was not disturbed. 

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