Yelled a couple of kids driving by as I was walking to work last night. I don't think you should heckle people, but if you do, get your shit straight.
I have an afro. However, it wasn't all picked out, and I wasn't wearing bell bottoms or something. This is how my hair grows out of my fucking head. I'd have yelled back for them to act their age, but as they had been acting like infants, I figured infants can't drive and they were about to get themselves killed. Karma wins again.
Anyways, aliens. I believe they exist. I believe that crop circles, however, are not real. Well real physically, but a hoax in actuality. However, if it's aliens or not, knock it the fuck off. That's our food.
Good mornings, sirs and madams,
~Xavier R.
p.s.
Me: Two dollars an avocado? Why are you doing this? How can you do this to me?
Produce clerk: I don't even eat avocados, so, you know...
Me: This is ridiculous. A hoss avocado shouldn't be two fucking dollars.
Produce clerk: If it's too classy for you, then you can g.t.f.o. (exactly like that)
I have an afro. However, it wasn't all picked out, and I wasn't wearing bell bottoms or something. This is how my hair grows out of my fucking head. I'd have yelled back for them to act their age, but as they had been acting like infants, I figured infants can't drive and they were about to get themselves killed. Karma wins again.
Anyways, aliens. I believe they exist. I believe that crop circles, however, are not real. Well real physically, but a hoax in actuality. However, if it's aliens or not, knock it the fuck off. That's our food.
Good mornings, sirs and madams,
~Xavier R.
p.s.
Me: Two dollars an avocado? Why are you doing this? How can you do this to me?
Produce clerk: I don't even eat avocados, so, you know...
Me: This is ridiculous. A hoss avocado shouldn't be two fucking dollars.
Produce clerk: If it's too classy for you, then you can g.t.f.o. (exactly like that)
incorporating twitter? CRAZY MAD.
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