Is like shitting in a bedroom. It's always on top a fat person.
After much tossing and turning whilst being awake and drunk the other day, I came to the conclusion that god hates me. I know what you're going to ask, now. Who is this me I speak of? Well, get ready to have your knowledge receptors anally privileged.
I am Xavier, a young man who fancies himself a connoisseur of music, alcohol, and vidjyama games. I fear nothing but worry about everything (it makes perfect sense), swear at great frequency but fittingly so, and say funny things that hurt feelings. Please never get angry. My fate is to die of cancer whilst on fire, so I am already absolved of all sins.
Speaking of that Queer The Prophet Muhammad and his butt pal Jesus Whatsit, I'm reminded of a joke I once heard, and I shall leave you off with it.
Two women walk into a bar. They can't find their way out because women are stupid.
Fin
~Xavier R.
p.s.
I will enjoy doing this to your eye holes some more in the future. Please enjoy the site.
After much tossing and turning whilst being awake and drunk the other day, I came to the conclusion that god hates me. I know what you're going to ask, now. Who is this me I speak of? Well, get ready to have your knowledge receptors anally privileged.
I am Xavier, a young man who fancies himself a connoisseur of music, alcohol, and vidjyama games. I fear nothing but worry about everything (it makes perfect sense), swear at great frequency but fittingly so, and say funny things that hurt feelings. Please never get angry. My fate is to die of cancer whilst on fire, so I am already absolved of all sins.
Speaking of that Queer The Prophet Muhammad and his butt pal Jesus Whatsit, I'm reminded of a joke I once heard, and I shall leave you off with it.
Two women walk into a bar. They can't find their way out because women are stupid.
Fin
~Xavier R.
p.s.
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