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I saw that commercial on the meme generator site, and I gotta tell you, I wonder if I purchase resolve, those women will let me have sex with them? Just a thought. Well, more of a prayer. I find commercials nowadays rather disturbing. Even when they merely involve a bunch of women who were obviously promiscuous in college, and totally want to bounce on my rod in secret. Totally.
One that was on around a decade ago or so (a total guess) that I thought was relatively funny;
On to politics.
Elect me as Hegemon of the world, and I promise to execute a bunch of bad guys, build an army that could conquer the universe, lower taxes, and make every Thursday free Thai food day. Also, in no way will I let this get in the way of my current duty as your current religion head/god on Earth.
I have spoken,
~Xavier R.
I love how you can't stick to a single topic for an entire post, and can't make a transition for shit.
ReplyDeleteWell that was a prompt attack. You must worship me well enough to wait around for the exact moment I make posts.
ReplyDeleteAnd that retort was rather quick. You must be fat, being at your dumb site all day.
ReplyDeleteYou have yourself stuck in a very subtle, very dumb loop of logic, friend.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I am fat. In fact, I've eluded to that several times in my post. Hey, read all of the site posts, and tell your friends. Thanks for the friendship.
Faggot.
ReplyDeletePosts*, excuse me. And uh...Mom? That's you, isn't it? Y dad no pick up phone when I call at home? He jelly I so gud to look at?
ReplyDeletelol1!!1 Anonymous does an4l butt sex.
That was your inbred dude you caught molesting the neighborhood kids, right? I can tell he's kinda pissed about that butt-fucked-in-prison deal, huh?
ReplyDeleteI'd reckon.
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