Your brevity makes me feel paranoid (stolen line from a "conversation" I had with a lady)

Nothing like the deadpan musings of Steven Wright during a conversation that isn't happening. Where am I?

~Xavier R.

p.s. When I was in Seattle, I bought the complete works of H.P. Lovecraft in a leather bound book with gilded pages. Next up, some Edgar Allen Poe and additional darkness with a dash of snobbery.